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Satire: Educated Unemployment


KIt is said that necessity is the mother of invention. During the British rule, there was a need for clerks in the country, so the countrymen were taken out of the Gurukul ashrams and taught in schools and colleges in the name of foreign education! The British left the country. But this crowd of clerks remained here. Now it is not right that the government should take the responsibility of all the problems. The government does not get time to create the problem of unemployment in the country due to poverty, inflation, corruption, scams. Therefore, the government requested the coaching institutes to discharge this responsibility. They were given tax exemption, land was provided to them at cheap rates. Then what, coaching institutes are considering it their national duty and are continuously contributing to this campaign. Coaching institutes have sprung up like mushrooms, STD booths were removed in every street and locality and these coaching institutes took their place. If the problem of unemployment has increased in the country, then why should only the government worry? Does the government have fewer concerns? All other concerns are secondary to the concern for power. Now the coaching institutes growing under government patronage should also be concerned.
The best thing is that these coaching institutes are not just creating unemployed people, but educated unemployed people. There is a difference between educated unemployed and unemployed people. The unemployed will someday take up his ancestral profession to earn his living, will find his livelihood by doing some work, will be happy in it too. But the educated unemployed will invent some new ways, will make Jugaad, will adopt shortcuts. Will think about employment, will worry about how to become rich overnight, become Ambani, Adani.
He will curse the democratic system. He will blame his parents, the system, the administration, God, everyone for his condition. That is why the educated unemployed of the country is called a responsible citizen. And then it has a huge contribution in the information revolution of the country. Network, WiFi, 5G, 4G, this G and that G, all are running on the basis of this. If there are no educated unemployed, then all the latest versions of the mobile industry's phones will fall flat on their face. Think, how big a contribution these coaching institutes have.
The reel industry is also dependent on these educated unemployed. Day and night, the army of educated unemployed is busy either making or watching reels. The government's unemployment problems have been solved in a jiffy, the government should just do one more favor, give them free data and a mobile with a camera for free. The government has already provided suitable places for making reels, crumbling bridges, floods, road accidents, train accidents, falling buildings, so many reel friendly places are available! Valentine's Day, Friendship Day, social media, food industry, online shopping, soandso day, soandso day, all are dependent on the shoulders of these educated unemployed.
Then the parents of today also have ambitions, on whom should they impose their ambitions if not on their own children. Coaching institutes take special care of this too. Yes, from the time your child is in the womb, these coaching institutes start competing to make your child an engineer, doctor, IAS. Abhimanyu also learned to break the Chakravyuh in the womb itself. You can get your child registered in the coaching institute at the time of conception itself.
Nowadays institutes are training teachers to go, give home visit sessions for 9 months, complete the curriculum in the womb itself. When the child is born, he should turn out to be a born educated unemployed. Foundation at Your Home, 'before birth as well as after birth; parents should look at the child from birth itself, so that they do not recognize him'…hey take it…my son has become a collector…hey take it…look my child has become a doctor… Coaching institutes should also enroll those children in postbirth courses as per their preference, who have adopted their prebirth course. If coaching institutes are performing their duty, then the government should also pay some attention.
The government should advertise only as many jobs as it needs to. But appoint 10 people on one post. Reduce the working hours. One person should work for one hour instead of ten hours. Anyway, what work does an educated unemployed have to do? He has been told that with the tag of a government job, he will get married. The worries of his parents will end. Salary! Sir! Why worry about that? The government does not need to spoil its own budget at all. Distribute onetenth of the salary given to a person, then everyone will agree. Whether it is a government job, even if the salary is Rs. 6,000, it will be fine.
A government job of 6 thousand is much better than a private job of 30 thousand. There is respect, there is laziness, there is corruption, what else will you know about the government. Also, if you get to enjoy the cream of bribes, then it is a great thing. The father will recover the cost of marriage in dowry. If we look further, coaching institutes have opened many employment opportunities. Parents have pushed their children out of the house. They have sent them to the city. Expensive schools, college fees, coaching, living, food expenses, if there is a relationship, then the cost of taking them around. Children start seeing stars during the day.
Now people are looking for new jobs. Coaching institutes have secured jobs for these children like delivery boy, walking the wayward dogs of rich people, part time jobs in hotels, shops, restaurants, newspaper distribution etc. Once he comes out of the coaching institute, he will have some experience. If he does not become a doctor or IAS, then at least he will earn enough to buy a beer, a pizza and recharge his mobile in the evening.

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