Helldivers 2 could take place over a hundred years in the future, but it looks like Super Earth didn't learn any lessons from Steven Spielberg or his classic films are now lost to the media, as the High Command is literally planning to build a coup. in Jurassic Park. -off full of alien bugs – and that always, totally, 100% ends well.
Helldivers once again claimed victory over another Greater Order this week, successfully creating a protective border around the planet Acamar IV and paving the way for Super Earth's first 'Temind Research Reserve'. A transmission from higher-ups in the game explains that “our intrepid xenoentomologists have carried out the first of many specimen collections and are already reporting great progress toward our understanding of the extraction and exploitation of E-710.”
“Past lessons learned from the failure of the Terminid Farms have been applied to ensure the security of the Reserve,” the High Command note continues. “The population of Terminid is monitored at all times by SEAF Guardians and surrounded by electric fences above and below ground. And in the unlikely event of a containment breach, nuclear bombardments will be activated automatically.”
Bombing an entire species doesn't exactly seem like the best way to “preserve” something, but the High Command's plans become even more worrying when it begins delving into a new “Park of Tyranny” that will be open to “adventurers and well-wishers.” citizens who pay” to see the bugs up close. “This exciting venture will help fund future research and deepen our citizens' understanding of the horrors of tyranny.”
Civilians trapped in a theme park full of angry and very hungry aliens is a recipe for disaster, but also probably an even better recipe for a future Greater Order that can be both creepy and parody. And our victories aren't just enabling the High Command's bad ideas: the latest ones will apparently “allow construction of the DSS to continue as planned.”
Helldivers 2's Jump Pack perk immediately backfires: they're so good now that the Automata stole some for themselves.